Thursday, March 29, 2012

笑话 (1)


1.      一个人(yígèrén)喝酒(hējiǔ)喝醉(hēzuì)(le)()小心(xiǎoxīn)(cóng)(sān)(lóu)(de)阳台(yángtái)(shàng)(diào)(le)下来(xiàlái) 结果(jiéguǒ)很多(hěnduō)路过(lùguò)(de)(rén)(dōu)(pǎo)(guò)来看(láikàn) 发现(fāxiàn)()竟然(jìngrán)没有(méiyǒu)(shuāi)() 这时(zhèshí) (lái)(le)()()警察(jǐngchá) 警察(jǐngchá)(wèn)这个(zhège)醉鬼(zuìguǐ)发生(fāshēng)(le)什么(shénme)(shì)醉鬼(zuìguǐ)(duì)警察(jǐngchá)(shuō) ()()清楚(qīngchǔ)发生(fāshēng)(le)什么(shénme)(shì)因为(yīnwéi)()()刚刚(gānggāng)(dào)这里(zhèlǐ)(ne)。”

2.      ()年级(niánjí)(de)陈老师(chénlǎoshī)(wèn)学生(xuéshēng) 明明(míngmíng) 如果(rúguǒ)()现在(xiànzài)口袋(kǒudài)()(yǒu)一块(yíkuài)(qián) 然后(ránhòu) ()再问(zàiwèn)()爸爸(bàba)(yào)一块(yíkuài)(qián) ()()一共(yígòng)(huì)(yǒu)多少(duōshǎo)(qián)?” 明明(míngmíng)(shuō) ()还是(háishì)只有(zhǐyǒu)一块(yíkuài)(qián)。”陈老师(chénlǎoshī)(shuō):“()根本(gēnběn)()(dǒng)怎么(zěnme)(zuò)加法(jiāfǎ)。” 明明(míngmíng)(shuō) (lǎo)(shī)()(gēn)(běn)()(liǎo)(jiě)()()(qīn)。”


Translation:
1.      An man was drunk, and fell down carelessly from the balcony of the third floor. As a result, many passers-by ran over to check him out, and found to their surprise that the man was not dead.  At the time, a cop came, and asked the drunkard what had happened?  The man said to the cop, “I don’t comprehend it fully, because I’ve also just arrived  here.”

2.      The first grade teacher Chen asked his student: “Mingming, if you have one dollar in your pocket now, then you asked your father for another dollar. How much money will you have altogether?” Mingming said, “I’ve still got only one dollar.” Teacher Chen said, “you don’t understand at all how to add.” Mingming said: “Teacher, you don’ t understand  my father at all.”

Monday, March 26, 2012

The Most Simple Fix for Chronic Coughs

 This recipe is a traditional one with a slight change  so that it is good for  coughs that are resulted from either excessive inner heat or deficient inner heat.  The ingredients are  simple and available in all the  kitchens.
1.       Cut  a little piece of top off an orange.
2.       Cut a cross through the orange
3.       Add a ½ teaspoon of salt
4.       Place the orange in a bowl, and steam it for 20 minutes.
Now it’s done! You should eat the  whole orange except the skin. Don’t  discard the juice in the bowl. Drink it up! Although it tastes bitter and salty, it is good for you.
When you cough until your chest aches,   this simple recipe is worth trying.
So why don’t you give it a try? It doesn’t cost you anything, and it's so easy to fix.

Friday, March 16, 2012

月下老人 The Old Man Under the Moon

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唐朝(tángcháo)时候(shíhòu)(yǒu)()()(míng)(jiào)韦固(wéigù)(de)年轻人(niánqīngrén) 父母(fùmǔ)去世(qùshì)()(zǎo)因为(yīnwéi)家里(jiālǐ)(hěn)(qióng)()希望(xīwàng)(kào)结婚(jiéhūn)改变(gǎibiàn)自己(zìjǐ)(de)命运(mìngyùn)()(shì)(le)(hěn)多次(duōcì)但是(dànshì)没有(méiyǒu)()()成功(chénggōng)(de)有钱(yǒuqián)(yǒu)(shì)(de)(rén)(dōu)()愿意(yuànyì)()女儿(nǚér)(jià)(gěi)(xiàng)()这样(zhèyàng)(de)穷人(qióngrén)

(yǒu)一年(yīnián)韦固(wéigù)()(sòng)(chéng)现在(xiànzài)(de)杭州(hángzhōu)(wán)(zài)旅馆(lǚguǎn)遇到(yùdào)()()热心(rèxīn)(rén)(yào)()()介绍(jièshào)(gěi)()()潘小姐(pānxiǎojiě)潘小姐(pānxiǎojiě)(de)父亲(fùqīn)(shì)地方(dìfāng)(shàng)()()大官(dàguān) 说好(shuōhǎo)第二天早上(dìèrtiānzǎoshang)(zài) ()(zuò)(miào)(de)门前(ménqián)见面(jiànmiàn)

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Green Island Serenade 绿岛小夜曲

 

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(zhè)绿岛(lǜdǎo)(xiàng)()(zhī)(chuán)

(zài)(yuè)夜里(yèlǐ)(yáo)(ā)(yáo)

姑娘(gūniáng)()()()(zài)()(de)(xīn)海里(hǎilǐ)(piāo)(ya)(piāo)